The greastest idea ever?

My idea, a Discovery channel meta show, it goes something like this (box fade)

(zoom in on the deck of the Northwestern)
Today on mythbusters, can a crab's pincher take your finger off, even after its been detached from the crab body?
Grant: ill build a robot that crushes a balistc gel finger at the same pressure as a real crab!

Mean while on top of the wheel house

Hi Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan here for Alaskan king, your going to love this great product, fresh off the boat!

somewhere below decks:

today on dirty jobs, crab fishing's worst jobs, cleaning the oil pan from the inside while the engine is running.

Meanwhile in the wheelhouse Ben bailey from cash cab is sitting in the captains chair:

Ben: Okay sig, you have $700 but 2 starts, so one more wrong answer and your gonna have to get off the boat
Sig: get the fuck out of my chair you goddamn *beeeppppppppp*
Ben: oh im sorry, the correct answer was surfactant, thats three strikes

*Voice over* Today on how its made, gauze, splints, medical tape

meanwhile off the back of the ship:

Bear Grylls here, i've been dropped into the middle of the bearing sea with nothing but the life raft to sustain me for the week ill be at sea, ill only have this flare gun, one fishing rod, and some twine. I'll need all my wits to pull this off, Kon Tiki style.

back in the wheelhouse:

Today on time warp, a pissed of norewegin slams the crap out of a new york cabby, plus billy mays falling into the bearing sea, stay tuned!

THE END



You know i realized about half way through that it might be a good idea to throw all those shows into one, but when you try and write it you realize that its really a terrible idea. thoughts?