The WORD is the WORD

Some guy I work with: So this guy was really preaching the word, the true prophecy, there are a lot of other people out there preaching things that just make no sense at all.
Me: So let me get this strait, there are over 50 different "versions" of the Christian bible, and somewhere in between 30,000 and 50,000 different sects of Christianity, all claiming to have "The word" and are preaching the "Truth", so what makes you think this guy has the answer?

A call i never made

Woman: Cook county sheriffs office how can i help you?
Me: Hello, i am just calling to say that i whole heartedly support the Sheriffs decision to stop evictions on foreclosed homes. I for one think that it is very important for our law enforcement personal to enforce the laws, after all the thin blue line is all that holds our society together, however in the face of banks randomly evicting people that are living in a home they'd rented for years, never missed a rent payment, are are now suddenly being forced out of their homes, this is unjust. Some people say the sheriff is being unamerican by not enforcing the law, i say there is nothing more American then refusing to enforce and unjust law, i believe we had a revolution about this very same issue. Boston tea party anyone?
Woman: Please stop calling us.
Me: Sorry

This week in bullshit

I shall now make a list of what im planning on blogging about this week, so in no order what so ever here is the list:

1. Hybrid SUV's are bullshit
2. Ethanol is bullshit
3. Voting for Obama because he's black is bullshit
4. African American people celebrating there heritage being "diversity" while White people doing the same thing is racism.
5. Humans having an effect on climate change is bullshit

Hold me...........