Israel, FUCK YEA!

XenocidleNutCase (3:18:38 PM): im so happy for israel its not even funny

lilmispriskate (3:18:50 PM): why's that?

XenocidleNutCase (3:20:14 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/29/gaza.israel.strikes/index.html?eref=rss_world

XenocidleNutCase (3:20:20 PM): not following the news then i take it

lilmispriskate (3:20:28 PM): no..lol

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:39 PM): well there bombing the shit out of the rat bastards

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:42 PM): and im all for that

lilmispriskate (3:22:52 PM): oh yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:59 PM): read the link sunshine

lilmispriskate (3:23:04 PM): i did

lilmispriskate (3:23:05 PM): lol

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:16 PM): im exctired

lilmispriskate (3:24:26 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:38 PM): yea

lilmispriskate (3:24:44 PM): i can tell

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:59 PM): well its not like we didn't give them land and let them run there own area

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:22 PM): but then they elected hamas, a terrorist group, and started launching rockets into israel

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:39 PM): if mexico started lauching rockets accross the border into texas

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:57 PM): we'd turn the whole country into a parking lot, well the parts that aren't already like that

lilmispriskate (3:26:05 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:20 PM): not to mention the tunnels they dig into egypt to smuggle guns in

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:30 PM): see isreal built a wall the keep them out

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:42 PM): but there "brothers" in egypt did the same thing

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:48 PM): what does that tell you?

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:55 PM): not even the arabs want them

lilmispriskate (3:26:59 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:10 PM): so they bomb isreal

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:27 PM): then bitch and moan when isreal stops bringing them fuel and supplying them with power

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:30 PM): and food

lilmispriskate (3:27:34 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:42 PM): way to be independant

lilmispriskate (3:27:45 PM): right

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:47 PM): *end rant*

lilmispriskate (3:27:51 PM): lol

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

So i was in ny and my uncle and my bro and i had something along this conversation


uncle: So i was dressed up as Santa and had all the nice uptight Japanese men i work sitting on my lap
me: since you make them celebrate our crappy holidays, do they make you celebrate any of theirs?
bro: i wonder what kinda other holidays they celebrate?
uncle: pearl harbor?
everyone: laughs
me: i wonder they do on Hiroshima and Nagasaki day?
uncle: get bombed?

Note: This never actually happened



Boss: Did you use critical nuclear reactor part as a mustache in some sort of gag routine?
Me: eerrrrrrrr...... no?