Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.


So i was in ny and my uncle and my bro and i had something along this conversation


uncle: So i was dressed up as Santa and had all the nice uptight Japanese men i work sitting on my lap
me: since you make them celebrate our crappy holidays, do they make you celebrate any of theirs?
bro: i wonder what kinda other holidays they celebrate?
uncle: pearl harbor?
everyone: laughs
me: i wonder they do on Hiroshima and Nagasaki day?
uncle: get bombed?

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