Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I feel clean



(im google chat to Aaron) Josh: im a horriable person


ditzygurl132000 (12:35:15 AM): what r u doing?
xenocidlenutcase (12:38:20 AM): wondering why i still talk to you


(side conversation) Aaron: lol

(in google chat) Josh:
ditzygurl132000 (12:39:34 AM): Because I'm amazeing, and cute, and sexy, and your just mezmerized by my AWESOMNESS
xenocidlenutcase (12:39:48 AM): no
ditzygurl132000 (12:39:50 AM): I've hooked you and now u cant get away
xenocidlenutcase (12:39:52 AM): i've seen you once
ditzygurl132000 (12:40:04 AM): i no
xenocidlenutcase (12:40:04 AM): and you claim your going to be free, then aren't
xenocidlenutcase (12:40:11 AM): and you never call, even when you threaten
xenocidlenutcase (12:40:41 AM): im sorry dear, i just have no more room in my life for false hope and stupid people. have a ncie life

Josh:i feel better now

Aaron: wow

she must have been shocked as hell when you suddenly grew a pair of fucking testicles already

Josh: yea well i've decided its a better way to go

block list +1

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Say what?

xenocidlenutcase (11:24:21 PM): so unless you drive a segway, or are 500lbs, i have a feeling ya drive

Sleepymiry (11:24:25 PM): oh damn you were listening

Sleepymiry (11:24:31 PM): see i did not expect that from a man

Sleepymiry (11:24:35 PM): im humbled

xenocidlenutcase (11:24:36 PM): what to listen?

Sleepymiry (11:24:41 PM): yes

xenocidlenutcase (11:24:44 PM): well i try

xenocidlenutcase (11:25:02 PM): and we will have to have an epic fooseball tornement sometime

Sleepymiry (11:25:26 PM): oh itll be epic, will it?

Sleepymiry (11:25:26 PM): so you play?

xenocidlenutcase (11:25:44 PM): i've been know to make little men spin around a pole

xenocidlenutcase (11:25:50 PM): wait, what?

Sleepymiry (11:26:06 PM): i wish that comment had a "like" button under to press

Sleepymiry (11:26:10 PM): id press it hard





Thursday, March 12, 2009

Arod teh purple



Aaron: so its weird having a huge hole in your ear
i removed a bit of skin from it today
made a horrible tearing sound as it came out

Josh:
thats wonderful

Aaron:
kinda like electrical tape when it comes off the roll, except more wet sounding

Josh:
ew

Aaron:
it hurt like hell too

Josh:
so why the fuck....... you know what dude? im not even gonna bother, you go off and finger
your man hole all you want

Aaron:
it was stuck to the pyrex plug
which was stuck in my ear

Josh:
you mean the tampon for your mangina?

Aaron: i hate you