Tuesday, November 11, 2008

We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us

Note: This never happened


So i was walking through a local CVS totally filthy after another long day sand blasting when i heard a well dressed lady whisper under her breath to her son to stay away "from that dirty filthy man". Well after having a bad day at work i decided to open this ladies eyes a little, so i got in her face and i asked her if she's ever flown on an airplane, if she'd ever used power from a nuclear reactor, if she'd even benfited from military protection, is she knew anyone that had been on a ventilator, if she'd ever used a product that came on a truck, or a train or a boat. She kinda nodded her head so i told her that its people like me that make the parts that keep all of these great inventions going, We keep the plans from crashing, the reactors from melting down, the respirators working, so she should get down on her hands and knee's everyday and thank me for being willing to get this dirty to do my job right so she can sleep well at night knowing that the plated fuel flow valve in a 747 isn't going to flake of some plating, then jam causing the plane to crash obliterating her entire neighborhood......

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