Israel, FUCK YEA!

XenocidleNutCase (3:18:38 PM): im so happy for israel its not even funny

lilmispriskate (3:18:50 PM): why's that?

XenocidleNutCase (3:20:14 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/29/gaza.israel.strikes/index.html?eref=rss_world

XenocidleNutCase (3:20:20 PM): not following the news then i take it

lilmispriskate (3:20:28 PM): no..lol

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:39 PM): well there bombing the shit out of the rat bastards

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:42 PM): and im all for that

lilmispriskate (3:22:52 PM): oh yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:59 PM): read the link sunshine

lilmispriskate (3:23:04 PM): i did

lilmispriskate (3:23:05 PM): lol

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:16 PM): im exctired

lilmispriskate (3:24:26 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:38 PM): yea

lilmispriskate (3:24:44 PM): i can tell

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:59 PM): well its not like we didn't give them land and let them run there own area

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:22 PM): but then they elected hamas, a terrorist group, and started launching rockets into israel

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:39 PM): if mexico started lauching rockets accross the border into texas

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:57 PM): we'd turn the whole country into a parking lot, well the parts that aren't already like that

lilmispriskate (3:26:05 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:20 PM): not to mention the tunnels they dig into egypt to smuggle guns in

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:30 PM): see isreal built a wall the keep them out

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:42 PM): but there "brothers" in egypt did the same thing

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:48 PM): what does that tell you?

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:55 PM): not even the arabs want them

lilmispriskate (3:26:59 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:10 PM): so they bomb isreal

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:27 PM): then bitch and moan when isreal stops bringing them fuel and supplying them with power

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:30 PM): and food

lilmispriskate (3:27:34 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:42 PM): way to be independant

lilmispriskate (3:27:45 PM): right

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:47 PM): *end rant*

lilmispriskate (3:27:51 PM): lol

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

So i was in ny and my uncle and my bro and i had something along this conversation


uncle: So i was dressed up as Santa and had all the nice uptight Japanese men i work sitting on my lap
me: since you make them celebrate our crappy holidays, do they make you celebrate any of theirs?
bro: i wonder what kinda other holidays they celebrate?
uncle: pearl harbor?
everyone: laughs
me: i wonder they do on Hiroshima and Nagasaki day?
uncle: get bombed?

Note: This never actually happened



Boss: Did you use critical nuclear reactor part as a mustache in some sort of gag routine?
Me: eerrrrrrrr...... no?

Through the fire and flames

Back in the old country (canada) in ....7th grade? i had a teacher who went by the name Mr. (gordon) watson. now mr. watson was old, i believe one of the girls in my class, he had taught her mother. So im pretty sure he's long dead, or still teaching, one of the two. Either way one quote sticks out in my mind:


Someone: did you protest with the hippies?
Mr. Watson: NO, i protested hippies


now isn't that epic?

PS, he's not dead it seems, some people just stare death and say "not yet"
http://www.planetentrepreneur.com/spirit/awards/gordon_watson.html

We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us

Note: This never happened


So i was walking through a local CVS totally filthy after another long day sand blasting when i heard a well dressed lady whisper under her breath to her son to stay away "from that dirty filthy man". Well after having a bad day at work i decided to open this ladies eyes a little, so i got in her face and i asked her if she's ever flown on an airplane, if she'd ever used power from a nuclear reactor, if she'd even benfited from military protection, is she knew anyone that had been on a ventilator, if she'd ever used a product that came on a truck, or a train or a boat. She kinda nodded her head so i told her that its people like me that make the parts that keep all of these great inventions going, We keep the plans from crashing, the reactors from melting down, the respirators working, so she should get down on her hands and knee's everyday and thank me for being willing to get this dirty to do my job right so she can sleep well at night knowing that the plated fuel flow valve in a 747 isn't going to flake of some plating, then jam causing the plane to crash obliterating her entire neighborhood......

Winter, Fuck yea!

I am a big fan of winter, I love the cold, I love the snow, i love walking around in a t-shirt when its below zero. Why do i love winter so much? I tell people it's because i'm from Canada, but that's really not true its a hell of a lot colder here in IN then it ever was in Nova Scotia. I guess it boils down to guts, any wuss can be a fan of the warm weather, a fair weather fan so to speak, but it takes a real man to enjoy the eyelid freezing death sentence of winter.

The WORD is the WORD

Some guy I work with: So this guy was really preaching the word, the true prophecy, there are a lot of other people out there preaching things that just make no sense at all.
Me: So let me get this strait, there are over 50 different "versions" of the Christian bible, and somewhere in between 30,000 and 50,000 different sects of Christianity, all claiming to have "The word" and are preaching the "Truth", so what makes you think this guy has the answer?

A call i never made

Woman: Cook county sheriffs office how can i help you?
Me: Hello, i am just calling to say that i whole heartedly support the Sheriffs decision to stop evictions on foreclosed homes. I for one think that it is very important for our law enforcement personal to enforce the laws, after all the thin blue line is all that holds our society together, however in the face of banks randomly evicting people that are living in a home they'd rented for years, never missed a rent payment, are are now suddenly being forced out of their homes, this is unjust. Some people say the sheriff is being unamerican by not enforcing the law, i say there is nothing more American then refusing to enforce and unjust law, i believe we had a revolution about this very same issue. Boston tea party anyone?
Woman: Please stop calling us.
Me: Sorry

This week in bullshit

I shall now make a list of what im planning on blogging about this week, so in no order what so ever here is the list:

1. Hybrid SUV's are bullshit
2. Ethanol is bullshit
3. Voting for Obama because he's black is bullshit
4. African American people celebrating there heritage being "diversity" while White people doing the same thing is racism.
5. Humans having an effect on climate change is bullshit

Hold me...........

Why i love Buck 65

Where did the love being? Well kids i guess it all started way back in the Ye Olde Countrye (Canada) when i was just a wee lad, maybe, im not really sure when i first heard him. I can say for sure it was my older brothers doing, he's always been a big influence on me and my music taste. Based on that i guess the reasons for my love is three fold, first off being I've been listing to buck for like 5 to 8 years which is a long ass time if you ask me, the second reason i have love is just how much i enjoy his music. There's so much variety in his music, mostly in the people he portrays, like in the song The Craftsman he raps/sings and a shoe shine guy in a train station, In his songs Riverbend 1-7 he sings as a guy living in a house boat along a river with a bunch of crazy neighbors, and in the video below (Shutterbuggin off the CD Situation, which i own, and by own i mean actually paid for, by the way its an awesome fucking CD) he's a pornographer. It just goes on like that, to me all Disturbed songs sound kinda the same, yea i know there all "different" but they all just seem to blend together to me. So much of his music is different, i mean really different, if it wasn't for his voice you'd swear they were all from different artists. Another thing i love is just the one liners like "the sun was shining and we were all stupid" If i ever get around to posting my journals from my year in Israel you'll find that around half of the titles are random samples from buck's songs. So what my favorite song? that's like asking someone whats there favorite word, there's just such a sea of choices you can't really do justice by picking one, so instead i will mention the only Buck 65 song i can't listen to, Its called "ice" and its another narrative. If you can take a moment and listen to it, then maybe you'll understand why i can't. Did i mention we were both from the same city in Canada? well not the same city but same area, i guess that's reason number three, familiarity. I've been reading his blogs, seeing his pictures, listing to his music, and twice (i wish it was more) met him in person, and its all just very very interesting to me. I'm not a stalker or anything (i swear!) but if you really enjoy something whats the harm in trying to know all about it? hummm?? And lets be honest here, the man as style, not like high fashion "look at me im walking around in a dress that's about your yearly salary", no this man as discount shopping point all over. Which of course makes me jealous, skinny who know how to dress can get away with such clothing murder it makes the rest of look like kids on a playground. To end this long ramble i shall quote from Buddy Wakefield (who i first saw at a buck 65 concert) "my town is cute in the ways that we worry about the gays fucking up out family values and the sanctity of marriage, yet we still let out childern watch television shows like Wife Swap, The bachelor, American idolatry and fox new!".

third times a charm

I once heard a story from the Holocaust. I don't remember the all the details but with a story like this the details really aren't that important. There were a group of standing in front of a very deep and wide pit, the Nazi's had lined up the entire Jewish population of the village on one side of the pit, and told them if they leaped over this huge pit they would live, but if they fell in they would be killed, and if they refused to jump they would also be gunned down. So people started jumping, and falling into and being gunned down. now there was the rabbi of the village, a very old man, he took one step and with a giant leap made it all the way over the pit to the other side, and he was followed by another man who he was unfamiliar with. (its been a while since I've heard this story so it might not make total sense here and there but the point im getting to does) So someone asks the rabbi how me managed to jump the distance over the pit. So the rabbi says "i saw in front of my my forefather Abraham holding hands with his son Issac who was holding hands with his sons, and they were all holding each others hands all the way down the line to my grandfather and my own father, and then we we jumped, each father pulling there son over the pit in one long unbroken line". So the rabbi turn to the other man and asks him how he managed to jump accross, and the man says rebbe, i held onto you!......... Anyway the point of this story is supposed to be that a (jewish) person is supposed to be aware of their heritage and where they come from or something. Man I really need to write these posts in one shot insted of over a few days.

Know your role

So i was watching Dr. 90210 (not by choice mind you, i was drunk at them time i swear) and there was this mother and a daughter going in to get their lips plumped. Now i could take the easy way out and just bash them for not being happy with who they are, god made them blah blah blah. No i'm going to say something else i noticed, there are some parents that try to live there lives through their kids, either by having them be the person that they never were, or just to feel the success they might not have has. But what i think i saw last night was a mother trying to live her life along with her daughter, i guess trying to recapture her own misspent youth by trying to be her young daughets best friend. Now there is nothing wrong with being close with your kids, i wish more parents were, but i think i need to quote The Rock when i say know your role, be a mom not a girfriend.

My hero

Today is a triple bagger, first i would like to talk about hero's.

I guess you could put hero's in two categories. The first kind of hero gets up at 4am to drive an old lady to the airport to see her sick son, then goes to work and spends the whole day telling everyone about what he did and how nice of a guy he is.

The second type of hero gets up at 4am to drive an old lady to the airport to see her sick son, then goes to work and tells no one.


Last night i did something amazing, but as an exercise in being a different kind of person the only people who are ever going to know what happened are me and the other person, yes i know its not exactly like the second class of hero's, but we all have to have something to aspire to don't we?

Well this is just awesome!

Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Grow a pair!

well enough with the kiddy posts, time for something with a little more meat on it. In one of my many many day dreams during my "work" hours i thought what it would be like as an armed guard at an abortion clinic (yes, these thoughts go through my mind). Well basically my point of view is that i hope one day that men are responsible enough to keep it wrapped, women are responsible enough to take the proper precautions to keep from getting pregnant and that the whole issues of abortion goes away. Now back in the real world i firmly beileve that as long as abortion is legal in the united states I will support womens rights to their body. I think the problem people seems to face when i comes to abortion issues is the religious right's idea that they need to force everyone to believe what they do. I don't care if you don't belive dionsaurs existed, if you belive in satan or are a practising scientologist, i really could care less what you believe as long as your not trying to force your belief on other people. So if your against abortion, don't get one, but who are you to try and stop an amercian citizen from expressing their legal right to an abortion?

Women, sheesh!

I often hear women complaining that they never get what they want, and I've found that there seems to be 2 main reasons why. The first reason is that women (or people in general for that matter) have no idea what they want! If you have no idea what you want then how are you supposed to get it?? I know that's rather obvious, but you would be surprised! The second thing I've noticed is that some women just seem to be willing to go along with whatever, which makes no sense in my opinion. I'm not here to talk about my bedroom life, but if were getting it on, and i ask a girl what she wants and all she says to me is "do whatever you want" well in that case your going to end up being very very disappointed, let me tell you! I'm not sure where else i was going to go with this, thats all for now!

It's Time

i'm JESUS!

17711135 (9:59:56 PM): Bruce Campbell has a famous brother. However, the only reason he's famous is because Jesus keeps taking credit for his actions.

XenocidleNutCase (10:00:13 PM): lol

XenocidleNutCase (10:00:25 PM): i was jesus tonight

XenocidleNutCase (10:00:38 PM): there was a pitcher in the fridge which is usally full of water

17711135 (10:00:44 PM): http://www.brucefacts.com/more.php?id=546

XenocidleNutCase (10:01:01 PM): so i poured it out and it was red, and im like, holy shit im jesus, i turned water into kol aid

17711135 (10:01:07 PM): lol

XenocidleNutCase (10:01:24 PM): and the kol aid was good

17711135 (10:01:46 PM): mwahaha

XenocidleNutCase (10:03:20 PM): damn, this calls for some more kol aid

XenocidleNutCase (10:03:21 PM): brb

XenocidleNutCase (10:03:24 PM): read mine blog

XenocidleNutCase (10:03:29 PM): www.xenokilla.blogspot.com

17711135 (10:04:07 PM): you have a blog! bah!

17711135 (10:04:12 PM): now I have to get a blog

17711135 (10:04:14 PM): damn it!

XenocidleNutCase (10:05:09 PM): one up bitch

17711135 (10:05:22 PM): oh i will, i'll get my own domain name

XenocidleNutCase (10:05:28 PM): bah

XenocidleNutCase (10:05:34 PM): now im gonna need my own TLD

17711135 (10:05:42 PM): .jew?

XenocidleNutCase (10:05:46 PM): yes

XenocidleNutCase (10:05:59 PM): .JG (jew gold)

17711135 (10:06:14 PM): hell yes

17711135 (10:06:17 PM): i wonder if that is valid

17711135 (10:06:21 PM): stealmy.jg

XenocidleNutCase (10:06:28 PM): probably some random african country

17711135 (10:06:42 PM): nope

17711135 (10:06:47 PM): afk a sec, gotta drop the kids at the pool

XenocidleNutCase (10:07:04 PM): .....

XenocidleNutCase (10:07:10 PM): you don't have any kids

XenocidleNutCase (10:07:12 PM): or a pool

XenocidleNutCase (10:07:16 PM): and its dark out

XenocidleNutCase (10:07:22 PM): there are so many things wrong with that!

too bad new orleans didn't drown

i want people to realize that the earth is not ours to control and then when you build a city in a flood plain and try and hold back the sea with little walls, you get what you deserve. When the army core of engineers thinks that they know how to run a river, and end up destroying the very islands that keep the city safe, you get whats coming to you

Luck in life or lucky in love, which would you choose?

I'd rather be lucky in love, because if your with someone you really love, and they really love you too, nothing in life can bring you down because you will always have that person to lean on and help bring you back up. If your lucky in life but not in love, well you can have the biggest mansion in the world, but if your there all alone and heart broken, all the toys in the world can't fill that kind of emptiness. Oh and darci, why are there 6 pedals and only four directions?????

Something related to high school, don't ask.

*Please read this blog in a mild Russian accent, kinda like Scotty would*

Me: Hey children look, its yared topek!

Jared: who the hell are you? whats going on? where am i?

Me: and what do we say when we see yared children?

Children: FUCK YOU JARED

Me: Very good children!

It's always good to have some back up

A long story short i did something stupid it work, i called out our maintenance depart as the useless lazy morons that they are, of course i did this in a way that everyone in the company now knows of it, but i digress. After i sent out the work request i got called into the managers office and good a stern talking to about what i had written. Of course when i write two polite work requests jack all gets done, so i guess sometimes when your the low man on the totem pole you need to stamp your feet and make some noise to get the attention that you need. Anyway i know what i did was stupid, but again im not getting to the point. The point is that some of the other people that work with me told me that they supported what i did and said it needed to be done and they'll stick up for me if they come at me again about what i wrote. which is a really good feeling because it sucks to stick your neck out its nice to know that there are people on your side. i guess thats it.

Protesting in amercia

Protesting is fun, let me tell you. The problem in the states is who is protesting, a bunch of college students and hippies! here's the skinny, no one (people that actually matter in society) really cares what a bunch of hippies and college students think. Remember the WTO protests in Seattle? yea? wonderful, anyway nothing in this country will change as long as the only people that protest are the people that are on the margins of society anyway, people that no one really cares about. Basically what I'm saying is that nothing will change till the lawyers and the doctors are out on the streets in protesting.

why blog?

its a simple question really, why blog? there are millions of people out there pouring out content to blogs and forums and groups all over the internet all the time, so what makes me think i have anything to contribute? well the short answer is i don't, no big truths, no insane philosophy's to spread. The real reason I'm bloggin is for me, i spend a lot of time in my head turning over thoughts and having imaginary conversations with people and it's just time to let some of it out, not for anyone else out there but for me. Moving on, this blog will have i guess a few distinct types of posts; the first will be just rants about whatever, the second will be the various meandering fantasies that i have during the day while by brain shuts off during my boring ass job, another may involve some of the journals that i wrote while i was in Israel. see after high school i spent a year abroad in Israel and i wrote a journal while i was there, i might just do some editing to them and post them here. lastly i will be blogging about religious Judaism, yes i know thats a random thing, but its been a hugr part of my life and there are some things i need to express about it. as i said this blog is for me. Well that's all i have for now, for the two people who will ever read this enjoy!