Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Why i love web comics


I think web comics are great for some of the following reasons. the first reason is varity, news papers are run by evil corporations, no really its true. The Universal Press Syndicate is in charge, meaning not just anyone can get a comic in the main news papers, its nuts! so anyway, we comics rule because there are amazing people doing amazing things all over the place, usually in some sort of niche that wouldn't fly in a mainstream newspaper, i mean come on, do you really think penny arcade would end in a national newspaper? NINE! (that's supposed to be no in german for those of you keeping score). But really i think where web comics get their edge is varity, xkcd (a boat of awesomeness btw) sometimes has one panel, sometimes has 5 rows of three panels, giving the author a full range to do whatever the hell they want, im really amazed the scott adams of dilbert fame, can somehow cram something really damn funny in three panels. Imange him having the freedom to have as many panels and all the partial comic nudity he wants! but of course his ass is owned by United media (probably an evil corp, not that i have any proof but its a safe bet) and they would never give him freedom to publish a webcomic, no matter how much awesome it would be made of. So in closing, web comics give artists the freedom to express themselves with all the space, content and partial nudity they want with out getting ink all over your hands. cha!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I feel clean



(im google chat to Aaron) Josh: im a horriable person


ditzygurl132000 (12:35:15 AM): what r u doing?
xenocidlenutcase (12:38:20 AM): wondering why i still talk to you


(side conversation) Aaron: lol

(in google chat) Josh:
ditzygurl132000 (12:39:34 AM): Because I'm amazeing, and cute, and sexy, and your just mezmerized by my AWESOMNESS
xenocidlenutcase (12:39:48 AM): no
ditzygurl132000 (12:39:50 AM): I've hooked you and now u cant get away
xenocidlenutcase (12:39:52 AM): i've seen you once
ditzygurl132000 (12:40:04 AM): i no
xenocidlenutcase (12:40:04 AM): and you claim your going to be free, then aren't
xenocidlenutcase (12:40:11 AM): and you never call, even when you threaten
xenocidlenutcase (12:40:41 AM): im sorry dear, i just have no more room in my life for false hope and stupid people. have a ncie life

Josh:i feel better now

Aaron: wow

she must have been shocked as hell when you suddenly grew a pair of fucking testicles already

Josh: yea well i've decided its a better way to go

block list +1

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Say what?

xenocidlenutcase (11:24:21 PM): so unless you drive a segway, or are 500lbs, i have a feeling ya drive

Sleepymiry (11:24:25 PM): oh damn you were listening

Sleepymiry (11:24:31 PM): see i did not expect that from a man

Sleepymiry (11:24:35 PM): im humbled

xenocidlenutcase (11:24:36 PM): what to listen?

Sleepymiry (11:24:41 PM): yes

xenocidlenutcase (11:24:44 PM): well i try

xenocidlenutcase (11:25:02 PM): and we will have to have an epic fooseball tornement sometime

Sleepymiry (11:25:26 PM): oh itll be epic, will it?

Sleepymiry (11:25:26 PM): so you play?

xenocidlenutcase (11:25:44 PM): i've been know to make little men spin around a pole

xenocidlenutcase (11:25:50 PM): wait, what?

Sleepymiry (11:26:06 PM): i wish that comment had a "like" button under to press

Sleepymiry (11:26:10 PM): id press it hard





Thursday, March 12, 2009

Arod teh purple



Aaron: so its weird having a huge hole in your ear
i removed a bit of skin from it today
made a horrible tearing sound as it came out

Josh:
thats wonderful

Aaron:
kinda like electrical tape when it comes off the roll, except more wet sounding

Josh:
ew

Aaron:
it hurt like hell too

Josh:
so why the fuck....... you know what dude? im not even gonna bother, you go off and finger
your man hole all you want

Aaron:
it was stuck to the pyrex plug
which was stuck in my ear

Josh:
you mean the tampon for your mangina?

Aaron: i hate you

Monday, December 29, 2008

Israel, FUCK YEA!


XenocidleNutCase (3:18:38 PM): im so happy for israel its not even funny

lilmispriskate (3:18:50 PM): why's that?

XenocidleNutCase (3:20:20 PM): not following the news then i take it

lilmispriskate (3:20:28 PM): no..lol

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:39 PM): well there bombing the shit out of the rat bastards

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:42 PM): and im all for that

lilmispriskate (3:22:52 PM): oh yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:59 PM): read the link sunshine

lilmispriskate (3:23:04 PM): i did

lilmispriskate (3:23:05 PM): lol

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:16 PM): im exctired

lilmispriskate (3:24:26 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:38 PM): yea

lilmispriskate (3:24:44 PM): i can tell

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:59 PM): well its not like we didn't give them land and let them run there own area

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:22 PM): but then they elected hamas, a terrorist group, and started launching rockets into israel

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:39 PM): if mexico started lauching rockets accross the border into texas

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:57 PM): we'd turn the whole country into a parking lot, well the parts that aren't already like that

lilmispriskate (3:26:05 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:20 PM): not to mention the tunnels they dig into egypt to smuggle guns in

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:30 PM): see isreal built a wall the keep them out

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:42 PM): but there "brothers" in egypt did the same thing

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:48 PM): what does that tell you?

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:55 PM): not even the arabs want them

lilmispriskate (3:26:59 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:10 PM): so they bomb isreal

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:27 PM): then bitch and moan when isreal stops bringing them fuel and supplying them with power

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:30 PM): and food

lilmispriskate (3:27:34 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:42 PM): way to be independant

lilmispriskate (3:27:45 PM): right

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:47 PM): *end rant*

lilmispriskate (3:27:51 PM): lol






Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.


So i was in ny and my uncle and my bro and i had something along this conversation


uncle: So i was dressed up as Santa and had all the nice uptight Japanese men i work sitting on my lap
me: since you make them celebrate our crappy holidays, do they make you celebrate any of theirs?
bro: i wonder what kinda other holidays they celebrate?
uncle: pearl harbor?
everyone: laughs
me: i wonder they do on Hiroshima and Nagasaki day?
uncle: get bombed?

Monday, December 1, 2008


Note: This never actually happened



Boss: Did you use critical nuclear reactor part as a mustache in some sort of gag routine?
Me: eerrrrrrrr...... no?