I think web comics are great for some of the following reasons. the first reason is varity, news papers are run by evil corporations, no really its true. The Universal Press Syndicate is in charge, meaning not just anyone can get a comic in the main news papers, its nuts! so anyway, we comics rule because there are amazing people doing amazing things all over the place, usually in some sort of niche that wouldn't fly in a mainstream newspaper, i mean come on, do you really think penny arcade would end in a national newspaper? NINE! (that's supposed to be no in german for those of you keeping score). But really i think where web comics get their edge is varity, xkcd (a boat of awesomeness btw) sometimes has one panel, sometimes has 5 rows of three panels, giving the author a full range to do whatever the hell they want, im really amazed the scott adams of dilbert fame, can somehow cram something really damn funny in three panels. Imange him having the freedom to have as many panels and all the partial comic nudity he wants! but of course his ass is owned by United media (probably an evil corp, not that i have any proof but its a safe bet) and they would never give him freedom to publish a webcomic, no matter how much awesome it would be made of. So in closing, web comics give artists the freedom to express themselves with all the space, content and partial nudity they want with out getting ink all over your hands. cha!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Why i love web comics
I think web comics are great for some of the following reasons. the first reason is varity, news papers are run by evil corporations, no really its true. The Universal Press Syndicate is in charge, meaning not just anyone can get a comic in the main news papers, its nuts! so anyway, we comics rule because there are amazing people doing amazing things all over the place, usually in some sort of niche that wouldn't fly in a mainstream newspaper, i mean come on, do you really think penny arcade would end in a national newspaper? NINE! (that's supposed to be no in german for those of you keeping score). But really i think where web comics get their edge is varity, xkcd (a boat of awesomeness btw) sometimes has one panel, sometimes has 5 rows of three panels, giving the author a full range to do whatever the hell they want, im really amazed the scott adams of dilbert fame, can somehow cram something really damn funny in three panels. Imange him having the freedom to have as many panels and all the partial comic nudity he wants! but of course his ass is owned by United media (probably an evil corp, not that i have any proof but its a safe bet) and they would never give him freedom to publish a webcomic, no matter how much awesome it would be made of. So in closing, web comics give artists the freedom to express themselves with all the space, content and partial nudity they want with out getting ink all over your hands. cha!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I feel clean
(im google chat to Aaron) Josh: im a horriable person
ditzygurl132000 (12:35:15 AM): what r u doing?
xenocidlenutcase (12:38:20 AM): wondering why i still talk to you
(side conversation) Aaron: lol
(in google chat) Josh:
ditzygurl132000 (12:39:34 AM): Because I'm amazeing, and cute, and sexy, and your just mezmerized by my AWESOMNESS
xenocidlenutcase (12:39:48 AM): no
ditzygurl132000 (12:39:50 AM): I've hooked you and now u cant get away
xenocidlenutcase (12:39:52 AM): i've seen you once
ditzygurl132000 (12:40:04 AM): i no
xenocidlenutcase (12:40:04 AM): and you claim your going to be free, then aren't
xenocidlenutcase (12:40:11 AM): and you never call, even when you threaten
xenocidlenutcase (12:40:41 AM): im sorry dear, i just have no more room in my life for false hope and stupid people. have a ncie life
Josh:i feel better now
Aaron: wow
she must have been shocked as hell when you suddenly grew a pair of fucking testicles already
Josh: yea well i've decided its a better way to go
block list +1
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Say what?

xenocidlenutcase (11:24:21 PM): so unless you drive a segway, or are 500lbs, i have a feeling ya drive
Sleepymiry (11:24:25 PM): oh damn you were listening
Sleepymiry (11:24:31 PM): see i did not expect that from a man
Sleepymiry (11:24:35 PM): im humbled
xenocidlenutcase (11:24:36 PM): what to listen?
Sleepymiry (11:24:41 PM): yes
xenocidlenutcase (11:24:44 PM): well i try
xenocidlenutcase (11:25:02 PM): and we will have to have an epic fooseball tornement sometime
Sleepymiry (11:25:26 PM): oh itll be epic, will it?
Sleepymiry (11:25:26 PM): so you play?
xenocidlenutcase (11:25:44 PM): i've been know to make little men spin around a pole
xenocidlenutcase (11:25:50 PM): wait, what?
Sleepymiry (11:26:06 PM): i wish that comment had a "like" button under to press
Sleepymiry (11:26:10 PM): id press it hard
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Arod teh purple

Josh: thats wonderful
Aaron: kinda like electrical tape when it comes off the roll, except more wet sounding
Josh: ew
Aaron: it hurt like hell too
Josh: so why the fuck....... you know what dude? im not even gonna bother, you go off and finger
your man hole all you want
Aaron: it was stuck to the pyrex plug
Josh: you mean the tampon for your mangina?
Monday, December 29, 2008
Israel, FUCK YEA!
XenocidleNutCase (3:18:38 PM): im so happy for israel its not even funny
lilmispriskate (3:18:50 PM): why's that?
XenocidleNutCase (3:20:14 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/29/gaza.israel.strikes/index.html?eref=rss_world
XenocidleNutCase (3:20:20 PM): not following the news then i take it
lilmispriskate (3:20:28 PM): no..lol
XenocidleNutCase (3:22:39 PM): well there bombing the shit out of the rat bastards
XenocidleNutCase (3:22:42 PM): and im all for that
lilmispriskate (3:22:52 PM): oh yeah
XenocidleNutCase (3:22:59 PM): read the link sunshine
lilmispriskate (3:23:04 PM): i did
lilmispriskate (3:23:05 PM): lol
XenocidleNutCase (3:24:16 PM): im exctired
lilmispriskate (3:24:26 PM): yeah
XenocidleNutCase (3:24:38 PM): yea
lilmispriskate (3:24:44 PM): i can tell
XenocidleNutCase (3:24:59 PM): well its not like we didn't give them land and let them run there own area
XenocidleNutCase (3:25:22 PM): but then they elected hamas, a terrorist group, and started launching rockets into israel
XenocidleNutCase (3:25:39 PM): if mexico started lauching rockets accross the border into texas
XenocidleNutCase (3:25:57 PM): we'd turn the whole country into a parking lot, well the parts that aren't already like that
lilmispriskate (3:26:05 PM): yeah
XenocidleNutCase (3:26:20 PM): not to mention the tunnels they dig into egypt to smuggle guns in
XenocidleNutCase (3:26:30 PM): see isreal built a wall the keep them out
XenocidleNutCase (3:26:42 PM): but there "brothers" in egypt did the same thing
XenocidleNutCase (3:26:48 PM): what does that tell you?
XenocidleNutCase (3:26:55 PM): not even the arabs want them
lilmispriskate (3:26:59 PM): yeah
XenocidleNutCase (3:27:10 PM): so they bomb isreal
XenocidleNutCase (3:27:27 PM): then bitch and moan when isreal stops bringing them fuel and supplying them with power
XenocidleNutCase (3:27:30 PM): and food
lilmispriskate (3:27:34 PM): yeah
XenocidleNutCase (3:27:42 PM): way to be independant
lilmispriskate (3:27:45 PM): right
XenocidleNutCase (3:27:47 PM): *end rant*
lilmispriskate (3:27:51 PM): lol
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

So i was in ny and my uncle and my bro and i had something along this conversation
uncle: So i was dressed up as Santa and had all the nice uptight Japanese men i work sitting on my lap
me: since you make them celebrate our crappy holidays, do they make you celebrate any of theirs?
bro: i wonder what kinda other holidays they celebrate?
uncle: pearl harbor?
everyone: laughs
me: i wonder they do on Hiroshima and Nagasaki day?
uncle: get bombed?
