Arod teh purple

Aaron: so its weird having a huge hole in your ear

i removed a bit of skin from it today

made a horrible tearing sound as it came out

Josh: thats wonderful

Aaron: kinda like electrical tape when it comes off the roll, except more wet sounding

Josh: ew

Aaron: it hurt like hell too

Josh: so why the fuck....... you know what dude? im not even gonna bother, you go off and finger
your man hole all you want

Aaron: it was stuck to the pyrex plug

which was stuck in my ear

Josh: you mean the tampon for your mangina?

Aaron: i hate you

Israel, FUCK YEA!

XenocidleNutCase (3:18:38 PM): im so happy for israel its not even funny

lilmispriskate (3:18:50 PM): why's that?

XenocidleNutCase (3:20:14 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/29/gaza.israel.strikes/index.html?eref=rss_world

XenocidleNutCase (3:20:20 PM): not following the news then i take it

lilmispriskate (3:20:28 PM): no..lol

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:39 PM): well there bombing the shit out of the rat bastards

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:42 PM): and im all for that

lilmispriskate (3:22:52 PM): oh yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:22:59 PM): read the link sunshine

lilmispriskate (3:23:04 PM): i did

lilmispriskate (3:23:05 PM): lol

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:16 PM): im exctired

lilmispriskate (3:24:26 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:38 PM): yea

lilmispriskate (3:24:44 PM): i can tell

XenocidleNutCase (3:24:59 PM): well its not like we didn't give them land and let them run there own area

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:22 PM): but then they elected hamas, a terrorist group, and started launching rockets into israel

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:39 PM): if mexico started lauching rockets accross the border into texas

XenocidleNutCase (3:25:57 PM): we'd turn the whole country into a parking lot, well the parts that aren't already like that

lilmispriskate (3:26:05 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:20 PM): not to mention the tunnels they dig into egypt to smuggle guns in

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:30 PM): see isreal built a wall the keep them out

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:42 PM): but there "brothers" in egypt did the same thing

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:48 PM): what does that tell you?

XenocidleNutCase (3:26:55 PM): not even the arabs want them

lilmispriskate (3:26:59 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:10 PM): so they bomb isreal

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:27 PM): then bitch and moan when isreal stops bringing them fuel and supplying them with power

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:30 PM): and food

lilmispriskate (3:27:34 PM): yeah

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:42 PM): way to be independant

lilmispriskate (3:27:45 PM): right

XenocidleNutCase (3:27:47 PM): *end rant*

lilmispriskate (3:27:51 PM): lol

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

So i was in ny and my uncle and my bro and i had something along this conversation


uncle: So i was dressed up as Santa and had all the nice uptight Japanese men i work sitting on my lap
me: since you make them celebrate our crappy holidays, do they make you celebrate any of theirs?
bro: i wonder what kinda other holidays they celebrate?
uncle: pearl harbor?
everyone: laughs
me: i wonder they do on Hiroshima and Nagasaki day?
uncle: get bombed?

Note: This never actually happened



Boss: Did you use critical nuclear reactor part as a mustache in some sort of gag routine?
Me: eerrrrrrrr...... no?

Through the fire and flames

Back in the old country (canada) in ....7th grade? i had a teacher who went by the name Mr. (gordon) watson. now mr. watson was old, i believe one of the girls in my class, he had taught her mother. So im pretty sure he's long dead, or still teaching, one of the two. Either way one quote sticks out in my mind:


Someone: did you protest with the hippies?
Mr. Watson: NO, i protested hippies


now isn't that epic?

PS, he's not dead it seems, some people just stare death and say "not yet"
http://www.planetentrepreneur.com/spirit/awards/gordon_watson.html

We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us

Note: This never happened


So i was walking through a local CVS totally filthy after another long day sand blasting when i heard a well dressed lady whisper under her breath to her son to stay away "from that dirty filthy man". Well after having a bad day at work i decided to open this ladies eyes a little, so i got in her face and i asked her if she's ever flown on an airplane, if she'd ever used power from a nuclear reactor, if she'd even benfited from military protection, is she knew anyone that had been on a ventilator, if she'd ever used a product that came on a truck, or a train or a boat. She kinda nodded her head so i told her that its people like me that make the parts that keep all of these great inventions going, We keep the plans from crashing, the reactors from melting down, the respirators working, so she should get down on her hands and knee's everyday and thank me for being willing to get this dirty to do my job right so she can sleep well at night knowing that the plated fuel flow valve in a 747 isn't going to flake of some plating, then jam causing the plane to crash obliterating her entire neighborhood......

Winter, Fuck yea!

I am a big fan of winter, I love the cold, I love the snow, i love walking around in a t-shirt when its below zero. Why do i love winter so much? I tell people it's because i'm from Canada, but that's really not true its a hell of a lot colder here in IN then it ever was in Nova Scotia. I guess it boils down to guts, any wuss can be a fan of the warm weather, a fair weather fan so to speak, but it takes a real man to enjoy the eyelid freezing death sentence of winter.